I bitched, I got what I wanted and I wimped out.
The school is offering Smart Board training and I signed up immediately but when I got the acceptance letter, I saw it involved 17 hours, some days for two hours at a time, others for three hours. I wanted to do it but these old bones can't handle that many hours after a full day of work so I turned it down.
I heard there is a waiting list so I don't feel so bad. At least someone will learn use it wisely.
(I am still green with envy every time I walk by a room where someone is using one.)