Sunday, January 17, 2010

Job Opening

Job opening:

No experience, no knowledge, no people skills and no heart required.
Have the ability to bring children to tears.
Have the ability to keep your employees united in their non stop bitching about how you do your job.
Have the ability to delegate all your work to others.
Have the ability to keep repeating the words "I"m new at this" when things go wrong.

If you qualify, it is a shame you didn't know about this job sooner. It looks like the position might have been filled. But, if you want more information, click here.


Anonymous said...

Sounds like an incompetent ninny who gets over thanks to being young and pretty. Let's see what happens....there must be a plan.

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NYC Educator said...

Thanks for the job offer.

Unfortunately, I'm holding out for one of those no-show construction jobs like I see on the Sopranos. Still, this one sounds like a fair runner-up.

Madeleine said...


Can I get invited to that blog?

Anonymous said...

sad but need not be competent just have competent people around you!

mathman42 said...

obviously for an AP