Not As Fat As I Thought

My daughter is talking about marriage, albeit in the distant (maybe not even my lifetime) future so I decided I wanted to see how she would look in my wedding dress.

We dug it out of the attic and I made her put it on. She looked awful in it.

Then, for old times sake, I tried it on. I was pleasantly surprised to see that it was just a drop too small. (I barely weighed 100 pounds on my wedding day.) I guess I haven't really tipped the scales as much as I thought I did since my wedding date many, many decades ago.