Friday, January 16, 2009

I Love My Remote Starter

It's 7:14 and my car is warming itself thanks to the remote starter I got for my birthday.

I'm warm and toasty waiting for the heat to come on. (Its an old car and takes 10 minutes to heat.)

I'm reading my e-mail while I wait.

I'll share this joke I just received:

At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year
old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their
wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is
concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend
the entire night together.After the wedding festivities Anne prepares
herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock
comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for
action.They unite as one.All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she
prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock
on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more
'action.' Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling.When the
newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and
leaves. She is set to go to sleep again,but, aha you guessed it..... Wally
is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old,
ready for more 'action.'And, once again they enjoy each other. But as
Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly
impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have
been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You
are truly a great lover, Wally.'Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and
says: .......'You mean I was here already?'

*The moral of the story:**Don't be afraid of getting old, senior moments have advantages*