Ah, the joy of being the school pet.
You can come in late. No one will notice as long as someone covers for you. Besides, your own AP is never around early enough to notice.
You can spend half (or more) class time in the hall, talking to your friends.
You can keep your coffee cup full by taking multiple trips to the coffee pot during class time.
You'll be an AP soon, you have all the qualifications and the people that are in power are behind you.
(Paraphrased from a friend's blog. This stuff is actually going on!)