Who Hires These Guys?



Moldy cheese is not something I usually use at home, so when I saw that ugly green stuff on a package I just purchased, I brought it back to Waldbaum's.

Me:  I just purchased this cheese and it is moldy.  Here is my receipt.

Customer Service:  Does that mean you don't want it?

Me:  No, I want to share its beauty with you!  (I didn't really say that, just thought it.)

I guess all the smart ones are out running the DOE.