Moldy cheese is not something I usually use at home, so when I saw that ugly green stuff on a package I just purchased, I brought it back to Waldbaum's.
Me: I just purchased this cheese and it is moldy. Here is my receipt.
Customer Service: Does that mean you don't want it?
Me: No, I want to share its beauty with you! (I didn't really say that, just thought it.)
I guess all the smart ones are out running the DOE.