I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.
They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.
Cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.
Traffic starts backing up. Everybody is honking their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.
'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tire,' I said calmly.
'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'
I couldn't believe that he didn't know.. So I told him,
'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'
8 comments:
Pissed off, you never cease to crack me up. I was thinkin' this was for real the whole time I was reading it and wondering where I could get some of these cardboard me.
Very funny but I assume the police officer didn't think it was funny.
bwah hahahaha!!!! That was rich!
lol!
Where can I get me some of those?
LOL
Now that's one ride worth taking.
You fixed your own flat ?
From the pictures it must have been on the rear.
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