Sunday, September 13, 2009

Safety First

I had a flat tire yesterday, so I got out of the car and opened the trunk.

I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.

They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.

Cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.

Traffic starts backing up. Everybody is honking their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.

'What's going on here?'

'My car has a flat tire,' I said calmly.

'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'

I couldn't believe that he didn't know.. So I told him,

'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'

8 comments:

Kim Hughey said...

Pissed off, you never cease to crack me up. I was thinkin' this was for real the whole time I was reading it and wondering where I could get some of these cardboard me.

Chaz said...

Very funny but I assume the police officer didn't think it was funny.

ChiTown Girl said...

bwah hahahaha!!!! That was rich!

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mathmom said...

lol!

Anonymous said...

Where can I get me some of those?

LOL

Schoolgal said...

Now that's one ride worth taking.

mathman42 said...

You fixed your own flat ?

From the pictures it must have been on the rear.