Little Mouse Is Having A Party



Little Mouse has gotten together with Sponge Bob to plan her retirement party.  It is not surprising that she didn't call Mickey and Minnie, or even Goofy and Pluto even though these were the ones she was closest with for years, because she barely speaks to any of them anymore.

Little Mouse is delusional and has decided that these once friends are friends no more and have committed acts of tyranny towards her behind her back.  Sponge Bob, an acquaintance she never dealt much with in the past hasn't been apart of her life enough to be part of these atrocities.

Little Mouse plans on going out in style.  She is having Sponge Bob contact most of the old gang to ask them to show up anyway.  She wants their accolades and gifts.  Little Mouse is intent on getting a good return on the money she gifted to others over the years.

Little Mouse Chapter 13

I walked past Little Mouse's classroom several weeks.  She was still running around as if she had on the roller skates she loves so much.  She was not wearing all black, but was just as witch like as ever.  Anyone watching her dysfunctional mannerism would see what I mean.

I heard Little Mouse retired.  The system she worked for is probably happy to see her gone.  They were trying to get rid of her for years.

Limerick

Poor Little Mouse

All alone in the great big house

Her children have left
She is totally bereft
Except  for her hated ex spouse.

Little Mouse--Chapter 12



It was early and Little Mouse was obviously distracted because she looked at me and said, "Good morning."
It felt good to turn my head and walk by, not even acknowledging her presence.

Little Mouse--Chapter 11

Little Mouse burrowed deeper and deeper into the hole she called home. No one has seen or heard from her in months.  Her friends aren't worried.  They know she will emerge in a few days, when her work vacation has ended.  She will come out in some new style outfit, something that should only be worn by someone 30 years younger than her.  They know she will have a new set of issues to go on about.  No one misses her.

Little Mouse--Chapter 9



Little Mouse's boss had it with her.  She was always getting into something with the small mice she was in charge of.  They always caused her problems and in turn made his life hard.  They constantly ran from her to his office, complaining of some outlandish comment she made in their presence.  Mice parents had his phone ringing off the hook. 

Boss knew he had to get rid of Little Mouse.  Little Mouse had worked in his building for many years and until recently she was pretty good at her job but this last year was just too much.  He tried sending her to another place to work, hoping the change in environment would help her go back to the way she was and solve his problem at the same time.  Unfortunately, Little Mouse's contract would not allow him to do this and she did not leave.

This incident scared Little Mouse.  She did not want to lose her job.  She threw herself into her job and once again became a teacher Boss could work with.  He still did not like her but, in spite of her efforts to look young, he knew she was aging (you can't hide that sagging chin and the wrinkles around the eyes) and would soon leave on her own accord.

Little Mouse--Chapter 7

Little Mouse is always crying poverty. She is always complaining everything costs too much money. When a collection is made for a new baby or a celebration, she contributes but bitches like you wouldn't believe. You'd think she just gave up her last dollar and would now be getting her next meal from the dump behind her house.

In spite of her constant complaints, Little Mouse is rolling in money.  She lives in a fancy house in an upscale part of town.  Only the best is good enough and her house is furnished in a very upscale mode.  Since she doesn't like to part with a dime, she has her breeding partner do all construction and renovations. Unfortunately, he sometimes messes up and she does not handle this very well.  Her ranting can be heard all over the city.

Little Mouse works multiple jobs to pay for the life style she can easily afford.  She works nights and weekends and full time during the day.  Her coffers are actually running over.  Little Mouse's friends are tired of hearing her non stop whining.  They've stopped hanging out with her.

Little Mouse-Chapter 6



Appropriateness is something very important to little mouse, but that appropriateness only applies to others, not her.

A woman Little Mouse worked with was getting married.  The young mammal was good and kind and wanted to share her big day with everyone so she extended invitations to all.  Everyone loved young mammal and when the wedding day arrived, they all showed up at the church in their finest, all except Little Mouse.  Little Mouse arrived in a pair of very tight jeans and a "hootchie mama" shirt, complete with "f**k me" heels. All looked at her.  Even the snakes and the other rodents were appalled.  How could anyone show up to such a solemn church affair dressed like that?

Little Mouse looked at the other guests and turned crimson.  She realized she was out of place.  She realized her outfit, (which for once was not all black) was wrong, inappropriate to say the least.  She hid behind the crowd for the group picture and disappeared before the party began.

Little Mouse--Chapter 10


Little Mouse needs to learn who her real friends are.

Little Mouse-Chapter 5



Little Mouse carried Emily Post's etiquette book with her wherever she went.  Doing things the correct way was all she cared about and heaven help the person that did not live up to her expectations, unless, of course, that person was one of her off springs.

Son Mouse graduated from college and Little Mouse was very proud.  Her friends sent gifts and cards wishing him well.  Son Mouse refused to call or write thank you notes for all the presents he received.  Little Mouse was mortified and decided to take matters in her own hands.  She wrote notes for him.

Older Mouse, recognized the handwriting and immediately knew Little Mouse was the author.  Older Mouse, tired of Little Mouse's constant criticism decided to mention the inappropriateness of these notes.  Little Mouse got defensive and started defending Son Mouse and her actions.  She claimed Son Mouse was not wrong to skip writing.  He was just too busy so she decided to help him out.  Older Mouse was not appeased.  She knew of no etiquette book that would find this acceptable.

Little Mouse, foiled, stopped talking to Older Mouse.

Little Mouse--Chapter 4



Little Mouse did not like to hang out with her rodent friends.  She only ate cheese from the gourmet store, while they ate everything available.  She made a home for herself in an upscale neighborhood and continually looked down upon those who never strayed from the places they were born.  On the rare occasion she found herself in the company of these old relations and acquaintances, she made condescending comments about their clothes, their speech and their habitats and then wondered why they did not treat her nicely.

One day Little Mouse was forced to accompany her breeding partner to a dinner with his family.  She spent a week worrying about what she would wear.  She was determined to look better than every other female in the room but she also refused to shed her black costumes.  Little Mouse finally decided on an outfit, an outfit that only enhanced her witch like personality and set out for the party.  Upon arrival, she looked around and started her catty (not very popular at a mouse party) comments about everyone around her.  She refused to understand why no one was nice to her and she left as early as possible.

Several days later, Little Mouse was at a dinner with her different species friends and relayed the story of her unhappy dinner experience.  One friend suggested the problem might come from within her and she should try not being so standoffish with that crowd.  Little Mouse got red, a color that goes well with her black costumes and stormed out.  It took weeks before anyone heard from Little Mouse again.

Little Mouse-Chapter 3



Little Mouse loved to dress up in costumes.  Her favorite was that of the witch in Sleeping Beauty. She loved that costume so much that when Halloween was over, she refused to take it off.

Mouse Children did not understand her choice of clothing and always asked why she never wore anything but black.  She never answered but as they got to know her better, they learned her unspoken response.  The clothing matched her heart.

Little Mouse--Chapter 2

The party was breaking up.  As all friends do, they kissed and hugged goodby.  It was a ritual that tied them together.  Good Friend was the first to leave.  As she made the rounds bidding everyone adieu, she was greeted with love and affection from all but one, Little Mouse.

Good Friend and Little Mouse had been very close in the past.  They were there for each other during thick and thin and knew each others families well.  But, things were not good between them for a long time.  Little Mouse stopped talking to Good Friend and rebuffed all Good Friend's attempts to make peace.  Little Mouse had used her vivid imagination to invent some terrible injustice Good Friend had done towards her and no amount of words would get her to listen, understand and to change her mind.  As Good Friend approached the area near Little Mouse, she heard Little Mouse utter "Don't kiss me."  She had nothing to worry about.  Good Friend knew her lips would be bitten off if she went near Little Mouse so she intended to keep her distance.

Everyone in the room saw this incident.  Little Mouse looked like the fool she is.

Little Mouse--Chapter 1



Little Mouse walked around with her nose up in the air.  Some say she did this because she felt superior.  In reality, she could not stand her own stink.  Pointing up was the only way to avoid it.

Little Mouse did try to act superior to everyone around her.  You see, she was born in Europe and thought that gave her a leg up on everyone else.  But, the country she was born in was not all that advanced.  Kitchens were kept in basements where the goats and chickens roamed freely.  Little Mouse never adjusted to life here and although she did live in a big, fancy rich person house, she still spent all her time in the basement, at home only with the domesticated animals she kept.

At one point in her life, Little Mouse decided she was overweight, which is kind of funny because no one has ever seen a fat mouse.  But, Little Mouse was determined to lose her excess baggage and began dieting.  Little Mouse lost so much weight she began to look sickly.  All her friends began to worry.  They pushed her to eat, but were not successful.  Little Mouse looked like a wind would break her in half.

In addition to exercise, Little Mouse took up running and other sports.  All these activities consumed her life and she no longer had time to see or even talk to friends.  Gradually, friends stopped calling and checking on her.  Little Mouse did not understand why this happened.  She thought her friends should keep calling.  After all, she was born in Europe.  Her nose was always in the air.  She was better than them and they should be kowtowing to her.

Stayed tuned for chapter 2