Sick Passover Joke

Viagra is banned during Pesach, along with all other agents causing things to rise.


Top 10 Reasons to Celebrate Passover

10. Save money by using last year’s Matza (it won’t taste any
different and you haven’t thought of eating it since then)

9. Elbows on the table

8. Maror – it’s a better medicine for sinuses than any prescription.

7. Four cups of wine (and if Elijah doesn’t show this year, there’s a 5th!!)

6. The extra cash from selling your Chometz comes in handy after Spring Break.

5. The required cleaning of the refrigerator gives you a reason to
throw out that old milk container.

4. You actually eat the parsley.

3. Reasons to use your wooden spoon, candle, and feather
collection that you can actually tell you mother about.

2. Think of all the toilet paper you save by eating Matzah for a week.

1. To remember that Charlton Heston (and his wife, Lilly Munster) led you out of Egypt.