Jan and Dean - Little Old Lady From Pasadena

My family is doing an over and over pool as to when I will retire. They probably are right. I can't see myself not doing what I do every day.

Anyways, I heard this song on my I-pod the other day and pictured myself rolling down the halls of Packemin HS with an oxygen tank attached to my electric wheel chair. Thought I'd change a few lyrics and make the song mine. Vacation, without a trip, leaves me too much free time!


The little old math teacher from Packemin Hs

The little math teacher from Packemin HS
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
Has a bag full of math problems and a calculator
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
But the bright red Nikes on her feet
Say she's raring to go and she won't be beat.

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Than the little old math teacher from Packemin HS
She runs real fast and she runs real hard
She's the terror of strip and the school yard

It's the little old math teacher from Packemin HS

If you see her on the strip don't try to lose her
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
You might run faster but you'll never lose her
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
Well, she's gonna get you now sooner or later
'Cause she's got a built in accelerator

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Than the little old math teacher from Packemin HS


She runs real fast and she runs real hard
She's a terror of the strip and the school yard.

It's the little old math teacher from Packemin HS

~Instrumental~
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
~Instrumental~
Go granny, go granny, go granny go


The guys cut her class and run around
But she'll give 'em a length then she'll shut 'em down

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Than the little old math teacher from Packemin HS
She's got white and colored chalk
And boy oh boy can she talk.

It's the little old lady from Packemin HS

Go granny, go granny, go granny go
Granny go
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
Granny go
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
Granny go
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
Granny go