Principal Suit: Mr. Hall Patrol, you are bringing down the tone of this building.
Mr. Hall Patrol: I don't know what you mean.
Principal Suit: There is a piece of toilet paper on the floor in front of the boys bathroom. That is bringing down the tone. You are on patrol. You must do something about it.
Mr. Hall Patrol: My job is to keep the halls safe, not clean.
Principal Suit: Go tell the custodians to clean up this piece of toilet paper immediately.
(At the end of the period, Mr. Hall Patrol related the story to the custodians and everyone had a good laugh. Principal Suit never did get that piece of toilet paper thrown away. Perhaps he should have picked it up himself.)