Scary Stuff

I haven't posted here for a while but saw this and could not resist.

Post is dedicated to all those who suffered with the Chihuahua in charge!

Meanest Dog

Who would have guessed the meanest dog breed was a chihuahua?  Maybe too much inbreeding?  

Ineffective Administrator Moved On Instead of Out

The kennel clear across town has a new boss.  It seems the Chihuahua was not wanted in her old position. As we all know administrators are never removed from power they are just moved to new locations and Chihuahua is no exception to this rule.

Instead of removing her from the job she is incapable of doing well, she is in a new assignment, creating havoc and destroying the morale of once happy little dogs.

New Job

Chihuahua has begun a new job, harassing the pups in another kennel.

Let's hope these pups know how to keep a little dog in place.

Tee Shirt

Found this shirt while shopping for something else.

The message speaks for itself.

Chihuahua Rides to Success

The chihuahua stays successful by sticking to the back of the big dog.

Chihuahua's Thoughts For The New Year

A whole new year to get ahead on the backs of others.  Can't wait.  This little guy has the blank stare down to a science and he is ready to pounce.

Treating Teachers The Chihuahua Way

Chihuahua

Anyone who reads this blog knows what I think of chihuahuas.

When I saw this on a friend's Facebook page, I could not resist posting it here.

There are lots of things chihuahuas are ruining.

To Start Your School Year

Wishing all my teacher friends a good year.

Can't believe how many chihuahua videos are out there.  

The Dogs Have A Party

The little dogs had it with the yappy, nasty chihuahua.  They were going to party and they wanted no part of her.  They planned it in private and kept it a secret.

The party was a huge success.  Everyone laughed and had fun.  No eye bulging, barking, moody dogs around.  And that is the way it should be.

Watching TV and Heard This

I have a little chihuahua.

Small body, big head.

Falls a lot.

(From Friday night's Blue Bloods.)

Chihuahuas Rampage in Arizona

By Frank Elaridi

 

Chihuahuas are on the loose in an Arizona neighborhood and flooding animal control offices with reports of the roaming strays.

The short-legged dogs have infested Maryvale, a section of Phoenix.

Residents of Maryvale in Phoenix, Ariz. are worried about chihuahuas that are on the loose. Getty Images

Animal control are having a rough time unleashing officers to patrol the area due to the unusually high number of calls, sometimes a dozen at one time.

“We compared the number of calls we got in 2013 from that area to similar areas in town and the calls from Maryvale were three times higher than surrounding areas,” said Melissa Gable with Maricopa County Animal Care and Control.  ”Part of it is these animals aren’t spayed or neutered, so they’re out looking for a mate and are having babies, which also contributes to the problem.”

Chihuahuas are one of the most common breeds found in animal shelters, according to animal control.

“If at all possible, if you see a stray, if you can safely contain him in your yard and then call us, that makes a big difference. Because people are calling saying, ‘hey I see a stray’ by the time we get there, it’s gone, it slips under the fence, and we can’t find it. ” Gable said. “Do that, because it’s helping us come out and get the dogs.”

Maricopa Animal Care and Control will spay and neuter dogs at no charge. They also plan to visit Maryvale in the summer to provide the service for residents.

A former colleague who knows how much I love chihuahuas sent me this article.  Too bad we can't call animal control on the ones running around here.  They certainly can use spaying and neutering.

ROFL

I had to laugh.  A friend told me his AP thinks she is the Chihuahua and all the Chihuahua posts written are about her.  And, the AP was laughing.  Imagine, doing the things the Chihuahua does and being proud to be that dog.

Newsflash:  The Chihuahua is not one person, she is many people.  She is the incompetent AP, she is the evil Principal and she is the squeaky little manager of a bar I like to attend.  She represents teachers I have had, teachers my children have had and teachers I have worked with.  She is the nasty store clerk, the miserable cashier and the bus driver who waves as he leaves people in the street waiting.

Wonder how many others will see themselves in the Chihuahua and go away laughing.

Least Intelligent Canine

Yesterday, a friend who is very knowledgeable about dogs, especially chihuahua,s sent me a message that Yahoo news listed the five least intelligent dogs and the number one least intelligent one was a chihuahua.

The friend who sent this has quite a bit of chihuahua experience.  She is familiar with the yapping.  She has spent hours cleaning up yellow puddles and brown packages the chihuahua leaves all over the place.  The chihuahua has not gotten the hang of doing her business the the correct place. She knows this survey is quite accurate.

Auditors Are Coming

The little Chihuahua was scared.  He got rid of a bunch of dog bones that were still good to chew on and the pound auditors were asking questions.  Money was tight in the pound and they wanted answers as to why these chewies were discarded if they still could be used.

Little Chihuahua didn't know what to do.  He quickly went to the pantry and started sorting out everything that was left  He knew he had to fill the big empty spot.  He prayed the auditors would not know about the new dog biscuit contract and worried they would find out about the perks he was given when he signed it.  

On top of everything else, this was the year he was due to get tenure and guaranteed job security and things were not going his way.  He had worked hard, getting others to work for him and to take the blame when things did not go well, and now all that scheming and planning might be for naught.

Little Chihuahua stopped roaming the halls and yapping at everyone.  He sat behind his desk and worried.  Wrinkles grew on his face and his hair slowly turned white.

(Story is a work of fiction, based on stuff I have read in the newspaper and stories from many different work places around the country.)

The Dogs Are Organizing

The little Chihuahua knew her staff was unhappy. They resented her constant yapping. They knew the louder she barked, the more insecure she was feeling.  Even the newest pup on the staff knew more about the job than she did and she was threatened by her inability to do her job well. Making noise and bugging her eyes were the only things she did well.

Anyway, little Chihuahua got wind of the many of the secret meetings the dogs were holding.  She feared, as she should, they were plotting to get rid of her.  They had the evidence and just needed a way to present it effectively. She knew she had to do something to protect her lucrative position.

Currrently Little Chihuahua is searching for a way to stop these meetings.  At the very least, she is looking for a little pup to infiltrate for her and give her inside information on all that is going on in them.

The Chihuahua with Grinch Genes

A major holiday was approaching.  The Collie, the Rottweiler, and the Alley Cat had nice little parties for those who worked for them.  They brought in lots of good things to eat and filled their offices with cheer.  They knew they could not have had a successful year without the help of these workers and they wanted to show appreciation.  The workers in return thanked their supervisors and promised to do an even better job in the coming year.  The office was a place of mutual respect and admiration and because of this performance was always at its peak.

There was one office that had no holiday cheer this year.  The Chihuahua refused to recognize those who gave so much to keep her in her position.  There was no food, not even water and a few Kibbles and Bits.  There were no cards or e-mails. The Chihuahua just sat behind her desk scowling and making sure no one tried to have any sort of celebration or left early.

As the little dogs in her department left for the day, Chihuahua got up to give them a final message.

"Rest up my little ones for when you return, the real work begins.  I have lots more ideas to keep this department on top and you better be ready to carry them out.  If not, I have the power to make your lives miserable and I will not hesitate to use it.  Remember your lives and your careers depend entirely on me.  Now, hand over the gifts you bought me and get out of here."

Scared Little Chihuahua



Little Chihuahua is sitting at home crying her eyes out.  Her boss and her protector, the Bull Dog has gotten a promotion and will be moving to a new kennel.  He put up with her incompetence.  Heaven only knows why.  She is afraid her new boss will not be so tolerant.  She is afraid she might actually have to work.  And, she is most afraid her lack of knowledge, her inability to get along with others and her stupidity will no longer be tolerated.  She is afraid her hatred of the young pups she is in charge of will come through.

The dogs in the kennel are hopeful that she will not survive.  They want a leader that can do more than yelp and stare blankly at them.  They want a leader with a brain and a heart.

Little Chihuahua Doing What It Takes To Get Ahead



Here is little Chihuahua doing what she does best, licking the feet of the man who her future depends upon.  The feet smell, but she doesn't care.  She will anything to move ahead, even things that she claims repulse her.