If you get grossed out easily, skip this post.
Let me begin this post telling you that most of the bathrooms at Packemin HS have no windows. They also have no fans. I usually try to use the one on the first floor with windows but as I was running late, I had to use the one closest to my room. Ms. Stinky was in the stall next to me and although I didn't see her enter, I knew it was her by the aroma. I don't know what this woman eats, but I have never seen her emerge from that room without the most pungent smell imaginable.
Okay, this is not the worst problem in the world. I'm in a weird place right now and needed a weird post!