Him: So, when are you going to retire?
Me: I'm not ready. I still enjoy what I do.
Him: You teachers have it made. You only work half a year and get paid over a hundred grand. I would keep working too if my job was as easy as yours is.
Luckily, a friend who is married to a teacher jumped in and let him have it or I would be calling my Principal from behind bars instead of typing this post.