Suit Lover, before you read any further let me warn you that this post totally bashes your hero. It is completely one sided and its purpose is to portray him as the egotistical fool that he is. I suggest you skip reading it because it might make you cry.
Graduation was tonight and Suit was in all his glory. Instead of a nice, short sweet congratulatory speech, he began with his usual shtick--throwing old dirty hats, the hats taken in the halls, at the kids in the audience. I wasn't the only one who didn't find this antic amusing. He then went on to brain teasers and I went out into the hall. I made a phone call, used the bathroom and still had ten minutes left before I returned. I just couldn't take him. Now Suit Lover, I know you think that plenty of kids love him, but you are wrong. The kids walked out in droves too and they were complaining non stop about how long he droned on. No one stood up for him when he got up to speak. The applause was minimal and the same is true when he finished.
Listening to him was bad, but watching him while the graduates were called up on stage was painful. He sat facing the woman next to him and talked to her non stop. His body language showed his disinterest. Not one student stopped to shake his hand and he did not bother to stand up and congratulate any of them.
Actually, Suit did one thing that I enjoyed. He talked non stop to our key note speaker (a man I dislike more than Suit and if I wasn't afraid his name would give away the school, I would mention it here) and bored the man to tears.
Hopefully Suit will take the hint that his time is over and not return next year. But, if he does, you can be sure I will be here to bash him again.
