Dr. Suit: My little dog is raising money to send poor cats to a cat camp for the summer. I want to leave the collection can on your counter.
Cafeteria Lady: I'm sorry. I don't think you are allowed to do that. You will have to get permission from my supervisor.
Dr. Suit: Just ask her.
Cafeteria Lady: She is mean. You ask her. You are the one that wants to put it there.
Dr. Suit: You, a lowly cafeteria lady are making me ask? How dare you! And you forgot to bow when I walked in.
Cafteria Lady: Ask her yourself. I will not be bullied by a Suit!
(Dr. Suit asks the supervisor and is told that he can only leave the can on a windowsill. He is unhappy as no one is seeing it and the poor little dog is not raising enough money to send the poor little cat to camp. He defies all and places the can back on the counter)
Dr. Suit: No one is putting money in the can. Cafeteria Lady, I told you to tell your customers to leave their change in the can.
(Cafeteria lady picks up the can and slams it down on the nearby windowsill. Dr. Suit is so angry that the steam coming out of his ears is pressing his suit while he wears it.)
Dr. Suit: What did you do? How dare you do that to my can? I AM DR. SUIT! YOU MUST OBEY ME!!!!
Cafeteria Lady: You are wrong. My boss said it stays on the window and that is where it stays. She wears a suit too. And her SUIT is more powerful than your SUIT.
The rantings of a teacher who retired from the classroom but not from education.
2 comments:
You know, there are very few individuals who can generate that much passion over a camp for cats.
only a man in a suit, I guess!
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