I promised a monument if there was a shade today. Sorry, this is the best I can do on such short notice. A monument is in the works.
Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Super Hula!
Yes, it's Super Hula - strange being from alternate universe who came to Packemin HS with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal principals.
Super Hula - who can get things done, and who, disguised as Principal Hula, mild mannered man in a humongous NYC HS, fights the never ending battle for clean classrooms, computer access, window shades.
Before Super Hula got involved--the glare in the afternoon kept the kids from being able to see the board.
After Super Hula came on the scene.