This just came in an e-mail. I think I have warped their brains.
I thought I would send you this link with a NY times article talking about Obama. It reminded me of you because Obama and derivatives are in the same sentence. Its mostly just the title I was thinking about, even though it has completely nothing to do with actual calculus.
If you can't see it, the title was: Obama Pushes Broad Rules for Oversight of Derivatives http://mobile.nytimes.com/article?a=363461&f=19 Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T