For my recuperating colleague who is missing all the fun:
Newsflash: Principal Suit and our Chapter leader are having a lovers quarrel. Yes, the two who have not kept their little tryst a secret are openly quarreling. The CL put a notice in every one's mailbox today telling us that Principal Suit does not respect or even like teachers. Now, to teachers this is not newsworthy. We all know how Suit feels about us. He claims we are family, but does not treat us very nicely nor does he give us any respect. What is newsworthy is CL putting it in writing and sharing his views with everyone. Troubles in the bedroom are usually kept private. What comes next? We'll have to wait for the next edition to come out.