Last night some friends were sitting around reminiscing about the old days and somehow the topic of vacuum cleaners came up. The guys were remembering the old Eurekas and how much suction they had. They even remembered putting the hose up to their faces to suck their skin.
And then, one said to someone who couldn't remember "they looked like chihuahuas." I know a chihuahua who sucks the life out of all the good people around her. Yep, this vacuum was correctly named.