Career Dreams

My next career will purely be for fun. I don't expect to be a big success at my next career. The people I will be competing against have years of experience that I will never be able to match. To enhance my enjoyment, in spite of losing, I will put Bloomberg's face on the engine, Klein's face on the rear, Duncan's face on the passenger door and a dummy with Weingarten's head in the passenger seat next to me. (It is against the rules to hit the driver's door so no picture is necessary there.) With all these little enhancements, I will relish every bump and bang.