Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Just Ask For Help
Did you forget to go to gym for the last four years? Is your graduation in danger because of this?
Did you fail history and not bother to spend a week in credit recovery?
Are you five credits short of graduation?
Don't despair. Help is here for you. Just come on down and see me. I can arrange for you to take as many gym classes as you need to make that June graduation. I can arrange for you to attend late afternoon classes to make up the history credit you never went to credit recovery before. I can program you for as many classes as you need so you can make that June date and make your parents proud.
Don't worry about time. We'll squeeze more classes into a day than anyone has ever imagined possible. Don't worry about studying, seat time is all you need. Besides, there is no time being allotted for studying and we all know that cramming this amount of material into you in such a short time will produce no real learning anyways.
You spent your first four years of high school partying. It is not going to be a problem. Help is on the way.