Please make sure the majority of your students are doing passing work.
This line was in a memo from my AP. But I think I have come up with a way to get all my students to do passing work, so I won't have a problem with him.
1. No more homework. This way, no one will fail for not doing it.
2. No more attendance taken. This way, absence won't be a problem.
3. The answers to every test question will be written on the test paper. That way, no one can get an answer wrong and fail.
We should just hand everyone diplomas the minute they enter the school in ninth grade. No one would have to worry about doing passing work that way.