It is 9:30 in the morning. I am sitting at the kitchen table, nursing my coffee and thinking about all the fun PD activities I am missing today.
1. The long line for coffee and cold mini bagels
2. The hard, backless benches in the student cafeteria.
3. The race to the auditorium to see who can get the most inconspicuous seats.
4. Watching the suck ups acting like they really care about what is going on.
5. Straining to hear those never ending data reports in a room with the world's worst sound system.
6. Pretending to be listening to the information being imparted while playing WWF, texting, reading a magazine or, more commonly, marking finals.
7. Deciding which PD will be the least painful when signing up for smaller sessions.
8. Listening to Mr. AP's incoherent ramblings where he:
a) Talks smack about retired teachers
b) Berates teachers whose stats might have fallen a percentage or two below the department average.
c) Complaining that someone moved his papers and then waiting while he frantically runs around looking for them or running off new ones.
d) Begs a marker from someone in the room as he is never prepared for anything except berating the teacher who needed a marker in class one day.
e) Pushing some ridiculous method of solving equations, a method that does not do anything special in the short run and is harmful in the long run and then threatening teachers who don't use his method.
f) Trying to follow his spoken words which are more difficult to follow than his written ones. (search department memos on this blog if you don't know what I am referring to.)
9. Watching some poor teacher present a workshop on a topic not thoroughly thought out either because they wanted to make brownie points with the administration or were just plain afraid to refuse to do.
I'm missing a day packed full of fun things. I've had my share. I'm happy to pass the torch to others so they too may experience the wonders of PD day in the beginning of June.