I tell my students, beauty fades, math is forever.
You can tell they believe me, this was sent by the same student that sent me yesterday's essay.
10. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
9. Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
8. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
7. Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
6. Wanna come back to my room....and see my 733mhz Pentium?
5. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
4. Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
3. I wish I was your derivative because then I would be tangent to your curves.
2. I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.
1. Would you like to see my log?
9. Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
8. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
7. Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
6. Wanna come back to my room....and see my 733mhz Pentium?
5. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
4. Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
3. I wish I was your derivative because then I would be tangent to your curves.
2. I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.
1. Would you like to see my log?
10 comments:
WOW! How old is this student! And you should share those with his English teacher for a good laugh.
No wonder math teachers have no love life!
love it, love it, love it ...
So this is how nerds get all the hot dates.
Schoolgal
I LOVE these!! :) It's good to know math nerds can still come up with good lines!
Some kids are truly gifted!
R = 1-cos(theta)
You should watch this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nKq6_vjrxMo
It's about Euclidean Identity in a cartoon.
I hope you're sine squared, because I'm cosine squared and together we could make one...
(Jonathan, just catching up)
a guy told me this one in a bar. i actually loved it :)
By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
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