Principal Suit: Attention, attention! Next week we are going to be visited by the Suits from Planet X. They are going to see our classes in action and rate us. I will let you know exactly what they are looking for so you can plan accordingly.
Suitless One: But, Principal Suit, we are good teachers. We already plan what is best for our students.
Principal Suit: Lowly Stupid Suitless One! I don't care if what you are doing is helping your students. I don't care if you are finally getting them to come to class and to pass. I care about you making me look good so I can get another $20,000 performance bonus. DO AS I SAY!!!!!! And make sure you are dressed appropriately. I don't want the Suits from Plant X to see any teachers wearing shorts, jeans, tee-shirts or sweat pants.
Suitless One: Principal Suit, with all due respect, how do I personally gain if our school is given a good rating?
Principal Suit: Do a good job and I might give you a thumbs up in the weekly bulletin. Now, begone and speak no more!