Student: Miss, Miss, are you going to pass me?
Teacher: You have a 34 average. Your highest grade was a 38.
Student: But don't you count homework and effort?
Teacher: You are missing 10 homeworks, handed in 5 homeworks that were incomplete and got 40's on both take home quizzes.
Student: But Miss, math is hard. I get nervous on tests. I think you should pass me because I come to class every day.
Student: My parents will beat me and send me to AXEAEAB to live with my relatives there. I will have to work in a coal mine and will hardly get enough to eat.
Teacher: At least you won't have to worry about passing math there. Have a good trip.