In order to boost its school's college ready index a local high school has decided to give many of its special education classes AP status. Since the students must take English and History, it costs nothing to add this designation. When the chairperson was called on the insanity of placing students with borderline IQs in advanced classes, the AP responded "We help the students out on all exams anyway so the only difference now will be my teachers will have to know more advanced questions. If the teachers want to keep their jobs they will see to it the kids pass." The AP went on to talk about the outstanding work that will be done in the department. Kids who could barely read, write and do arithmetic a year ago would now be taking and passing college level classes.
On the side the AP was overheard talking to the principal about the vacation that would be taken with the huge bonus because of these scores. Once the colleges realized how low functioning these kids really were, the AP would have a margarita in hand and a nice tan.