The Chihuahua Takes A Dump

The cats and dogs got together to iron out differences.  Basically, the problems involved waste elimination.  The chihuahua, lazy and arrogant insisted on using the cat's litter box.  The chihuahua's fecal matter had a disgusting smell and the cats did not want her to use their area.  The dogs didn't want her anywhere near them either.  Her yap, along with her smell was too much for them to bear.  The chihuahua took control of the meeting when she stood up on the middle of the table, took a dump and then left.  The others, not being able to stomach the odor left as well.  Nothing was accomplished. 

All Important Chihuahua

The click click click of shoes as she scurries around the hallway, yapping as she goes.

Crazy Chihuahua Productions



 

Crazy Chihuahua productions is up and running.  The only problem is Crazy Chihuahua has no idea what she is doing.  She yaps and screeches and shows her teeth.  She manages to scare the young and stupid.  Unfortunately, she also manages to cause real damage to those around her.  Bull Dog is actually the CEO, but lets Crazy Chihuahua run around unleashed and unmuzzled.  Pity those working for her.

Which Hurts Ears The Most?



1.  The sound of a dentist drill.

2. Scratching fingers on a chalk board.

3.  A car alarm that won't stop in the middle of the night.

4.  A chihuahau's barking.

I know my answer, what is yours?

Nervous Chihuahua



Big Review



Chihuahua is getting nervous.   The big pound review is coming up and she knows they might not survive it.  There are some dogs present that just cannot be trained.  She's been yapping orders, giving everyone a headache and accomplishing nothing.  She probably shouldn't worry.  She always finds someone else to take the heat for her. 

Chihuahau Job Interview



Chihuahua Says...



Said the chihuahau to the people who got her where she is.

Selling Her Soul



This chihuahua would do anything for money.

She Asked, I Delivered


For her next trick, the chihuahau will learn to climb the ladder.